- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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