- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

i just wrote this so hard

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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