Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Knock Knock No solicitors

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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