- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Fine, ladies first.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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