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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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