- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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