What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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