- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what do you call a black guy african american

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Barack Obama

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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