When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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