- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Everybody will die

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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