Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Poop.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What would u like to drink?

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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