What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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