Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Your sex life.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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