- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

13 =B you just learned something

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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