- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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