Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Anti Joke

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