- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A seal walks into a club.

John Cena

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

knock,knock you suck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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