What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Women's rights.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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