- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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