A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why so serious ?

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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