- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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