- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Please don't shoot me

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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