Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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