- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

9/11

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You sick fiend

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock knock. Get out!!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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