- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I like the color potato.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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