Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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