- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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