- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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