How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Thats what she said

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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