why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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