Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

think twice or at least think

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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