- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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