- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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