Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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TELL

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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