- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Yo mama so fat.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

here kitty kitty

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

who else is on here?

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

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