- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

i just wrote this so hard

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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