What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Anti Joke

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