- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What's worse than this That :(

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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