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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

masturbating on a tarc bus

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Sir, your wife is dead

PENIS that is all

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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