Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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My mum is called Steve

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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