- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Women's rights.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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