- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

i like turtles

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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