- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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