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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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