Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call an blank test? an F

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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