What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

I was watching Fox news.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

John lazzaro likes dick

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

one stop shop

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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