- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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