- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's big and purple? Barney

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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