What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

My spelling is horrible

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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