- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Water? I hardly know her.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

mikey is cute

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