- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

The holocaust

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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