- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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