- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

can you pass the soap?

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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