Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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