- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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