- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

so how about that irline food

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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