- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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