- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A man died.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Women's rights

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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