Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did the president do for the people? ...

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girls basketball

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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