- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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