i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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