- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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