- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

The WNBA

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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