- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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