- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

hola said the chinese man

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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