I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Beka has AIDS

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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derp

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Anti Joke

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