Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Jordan is pregant

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Ms Leong Sux

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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