Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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