Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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