roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's 1+1? 69.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Pickles

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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