Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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sky silverstein

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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run farther?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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