Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

whats worse than gill? nothing

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

women's rights

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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