- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

every knight i see an owl at window

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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