- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

hi charles lattuca III

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

tea with milk?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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