What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Chlamydia

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Penis

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

men's rights activists

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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