What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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i like turtles

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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