How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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