What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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