- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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