- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

jd and zach loves vigina

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Guess what What

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

CFL

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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