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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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