What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Jordan is pregant

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

I'm so punny.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Fine, ladies first.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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