Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Matthew Baker

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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