Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call double A's? Batteries

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

George W. Bush

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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