my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

a black guy walks into a black bar

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Chuck Norris.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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