- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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