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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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