Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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