what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Sex

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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