Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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